Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

One of the loading screen for doddex is "pleasing plesiosaur"

What does that mean💀

This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like

Drugs?

No thanks

Drugs

No we’re good

Drrugs

Who invited this guy?

I’m a powerful platform saddle AND I’m easier to tame than a most! No? You want a mosa…ok.

The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

One time I decided to just to swim all the way to the depths and saw this thing

My plesiosaur glitched and got stickers floating above water.

Guy: “what on earth?!”

Plesiosaur: “dumdedumdedum”

Guy: “what are you doing up there?!”

Plesiosaur “I don’t know. But I kinda like not being eaten:)”

Guy: “yep”