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ME: *TAKING A SIP OF WATER*

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ME: *TAKING A SIP OF WATER*

PIRANHA: "GO FOR A SWIM"

ME: "OKAY"

PIRANHA: *BITE*

ME: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY A*$ HURTS"

PIRANHA: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA"

PIRANHA: "I'M GONNA BITE YOUR FRIENDS A$$"

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