If you breed 300 of these and imprint them all and pump health and mele you can defeat a low level alpha Rex

The Poop O Matic Of The Dino World

me: “I need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?”

me: *sees the phiomia*

me: “Aha! I have a plan”

*tames a phiomia*

me: “whew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries and—“

*BOP*

There you have it.

8 million pounds of poop!

These things sound worse then some elephant pig they sound like a a a a a three hours later a a a a I don’t know. :0

When you see one of these hide your stimberries

His name was once Phil now he is Sir Craps-a-lot

Real men ride these from the desert to the cove by green obilisk

One spawned randomly I was making my raptor go after a trike with the whistle then a phiomia spawned in front of me and let’s say it dident got so well for it

This is basically a really ugly early elephant

The one the first time I ever seen when I was like are you friendly

Feed eggs and u will get triple xp for an hour

MP then the number of your phioma. Like MP5 equals massive pooper 5

He loves to run in swamp.....:)

For ark starters beware unless you want to smell like $*** don’t tame

These guys poop like machine guns. Good for fertiliser though.

I tamed one and it made a giant pile of poop and I tried to tidy the poop thinking it was him

Normal,Cross that out, sane player:I’d use a bola and knock it out with club

Noob:YOU WILL BE MINE PORKY

Person who went insane:I ‘d rather kill the fatty

Imagine not having pop Machine in ur map

Turd turd turd, turd is the word.

This is the hybrid of pig and a elephant but the tusks are in the mouth