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What are some funny jokes or stories about the phiomia? Funny phiomia jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-08-10T20:15:19+00:00

Ahh no I have to pick up da poop again :(

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-03T03:06:53+00:00

I wonder when the funny section on the phiomia will stop saying ‘elefent’ ‘ugly’ and ‘sh*t’

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2019-01-25T19:27:25+00:00

I told my friend get me a pig and he got me the best pig ever with loaded shit cannons.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-29T05:42:55+00:00

Can’t it use its tusk to attacking predators?

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-11-09T01:37:03+00:00

Daddy Pig will consume you…

I fear for your life…

Now… DIE!!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-12T23:35:44+00:00

Now I know where to put my extra crops...

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-02-09T21:52:42+00:00

speaking of becoming a hog rider on this you can use the mjodur or what ever hammer you get after killing fenirsurfur. just need to be lvl 190 though…

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-29T09:48:33+00:00

Michael Jackson is king of POP and this dino is King of POOP 😂

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-23T00:31:44+00:00

So much pooooooop if there was more my island would be flooded

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2018-05-29T21:36:27+00:00

You can take down a giga by shooting it with poop!

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2023-01-13T03:44:55+00:00

I immediately felt bad when I learned that this animal was not a pig but rather a species closly related to elephants. I thought they were just pigs, not peaceful paciderms.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-12-03T01:45:24+00:00

Parasuar and turtle saddles: give me your recourses

Pig saddle: eh it won’t take much :D

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-25T19:56:06+00:00

Hyenadon; WHERES MY HAMPOO

Phiomia; Right here bro... I mean not right here

1Like = 1Poo from a phiomia

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-20T04:04:35+00:00

SO scary when starts pooping on the ground!!😂

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2019-07-04T17:15:33+00:00

When you eat Taco Bell...

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-11-13T17:02:00+00:00

If you have an autoclicker, you are guaranteed you will get banned from the server.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-10-13T00:35:16+00:00

I had a Phiomia, her name was Bertha, because she looked like a pig. She was killed by a Rex I think..

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2019-05-07T06:08:39+00:00

Poop master

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2018-12-31T08:22:45+00:00

We had one of these and my friend got mad because it kept pooping in his house so he said I can have it and I took it and I named it poopo head

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2018-12-30T19:29:05+00:00

I saw a bunch of them that was gathered around like a huge pig herd and started a stampede and it actually killed a random player, it was EPIC!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hopefully they survived cause after that a rex and other stuff made a pig massacre and saw a lot of dead bodies after that 😞😞😞😞