What are some funny jokes or stories about the phiomia? Funny phiomia jokes submitted by ARK players.
rmember to feed stimberries and tell your older brother to stand behind it. Leave them in dust(y poop)
Whenever i feed it lot of food and set hunger to 100 in the new ark it became a fertilizer.g9d
Haha shed animal go brrrrrr hehehehheheeheheheh hehehe hahahaha hahahah heheh heh poo poo haha I’m so funny
Ahh no I have to pick up da poop again :(
I wonder when the funny section on the phiomia will stop saying ‘elefent’ ‘ugly’ and ‘sh*t’
I told my friend get me a pig and he got me the best pig ever with loaded shit cannons.
Can’t it use its tusk to attacking predators?
Michael Jackson is king of POP and this dino is King of POOP 😂
Now I know where to put my extra crops...
So much pooooooop if there was more my island would be flooded
You can take down a giga by shooting it with poop!
speaking of becoming a hog rider on this you can use the mjodur or what ever hammer you get after killing fenirsurfur. just need to be lvl 190 though…
Hyenadon; WHERES MY HAMPOO
Phiomia; Right here bro... I mean not right here
1Like = 1Poo from a phiomia
SO scary when starts pooping on the ground!!😂
When you eat Taco Bell...
Poop master
Daddy Pig will consume you…
I fear for your life…
Now… DIE!!!!!!
I immediately felt bad when I learned that this animal was not a pig but rather a species closly related to elephants. I thought they were just pigs, not peaceful paciderms.
Parasuar and turtle saddles: give me your recourses
Pig saddle: eh it won’t take much :D
If you have an autoclicker, you are guaranteed you will get banned from the server.