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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the phiomia? Funny phiomia jokes submitted by ARK players.
⚠️Warning⚠️ Dont read if u like phiomia’s
Me: * notices how ugly the phiomia really is then messages friend *
Also me: *sends my friend a message saying how ugly they look*
My friend: “ ya they are just fat poop pigs”
Me AGAIN: * laughs untill unable to breathe, then see’s a phiomia on big tv screen *
My heart: “ YOULL NEVER SEE ME AGAINNNN “ * hops out of stomach as i start raging *
This is in fact based off of something that happened in real life while i was gaming, some is not real
-Dinky (RhyTheGreat)
I killed a pig, and I was going to harvest the meat/hide and my friend said, “you’re buthering a piggy’s butt.” And I said yeah, Im harvesting the piggy buttocks, and suddenly a miracle happend, the piggy rose up to the sky and never again it was heard from. Its the Pork Angerl... (heavenly music plays)
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