What are some funny jokes or stories about the phiomia? Funny phiomia jokes submitted by ARK players.
Don’t be mean to it , it only does poops cos of you
It is scared of you when you be rude to it pls
Ahh the phiomia the crack den pig
Hmmmmm. Don’t recommend. Literal poop cannon. Also scary af because it looks like a saber tooth
When I saw this I accepted my death I thought it was a saber tooth
Phiomia walks in base
Me wtf you doing
Shoves stimberries down throat
Phiomia looks at me unsettled
3 seconds later crap everywhere and animals around dead with suffering
Never had a better mount for pvp, just pump all the points into movement speed and get a decent pump. I cannot tell you how many gigas have died to that.
Watch out Daideodon, Phiomia is here to poop on you.
U should of seen me knock it out with a mantis
Mantis + club = force not to be receded with
When this is dead, do not light it on fire it will explode and kill everything on the ARK and wipe your server of all loot
When I was a nub I saw one and ran for my life...then I saw a raptor attack...run little piggy!
I litterly makes poop totems!!!!!!
Who saw this and was like “is that a saber tooth pig”
I guess phiomia eat to much chipotle.
💩💩💩 😒: why you got to poo so much
I remember whenever I was taming them cuz I thought they were a Dino for attacking/defending
Same thing for parasaurs
This is the love child of a hippo and a sabertooth tiger
I want to name my Phioma Technoblade/Alex, level up him a Hella ton, beat the bosses, and then the overseer with him. TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIESS
The first time I saw a phiomia I was like wtf is that
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
SH*T STORM INCOMING
TAME AT OWN RISK