Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."

I had one called Monty.

It was a girl and I loved him.

But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.

1 Like = 1 rip

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

Feces Chart! (I dunno why)

5 stims = 1 poo

50 stims = 10 poo

100 stims= 20 poo

500 stims = 100 poo

Lord may his butt have mercy

~ CPG

ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?

A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??

I LOVE THESE CHUNKY POOP MONSTERS

idc if u click up

Little known fact phiomas are elephants not pigs, but they produce more poop than either species

I was chilling on a little wooden raft-fort, looking for a decent base spot, and all my tames were sitting on a platform on top. My Phiomia (hippo I think his name was) started levitating and ascending. I thought it was just lag, so I moved on. Later I looked and saw he still wasn’t there. So I tried to request him (mobile feature only) but his name wasn’t there. I assume he either drowned, or became God.

I got one and named him pooper (I need to make my tip longer so I can submit this so hopefully this is enough……yeah it is :)