I was on ark and i was Going to read somebody and then I had a amazing idea I would use a full Mia to fill their base up with poop and then I would take all their stuff and then you they'd wake up and they'd have nothing but poop
My tribe mate: load the machine gun
Me: *gets stim berries* done
Tribe mate: FIRE!
Me: *shoves stim berries down phiomias throat while loads of poop come out of his ass while a very confused did watches*
ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?