THEY POOP TOO MUCH THEY WENT TO TAKO BAIL

You have to name it Gloria its so obvious

The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle

I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everything💀

me: “I need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?”

me: *sees the phiomia*

me: “Aha! I have a plan”

*tames a phiomia*

me: “whew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries and—“

*BOP*

There you have it.

8 million pounds of poop!

Was trying to tame one becuase I’m a quick starter learner he said ‘RUN RUUUUN’ as soon as he was set free from the bola

Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."

I had one called Monty.

It was a girl and I loved him.

But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.

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Poop Machine gunner

Don’t ask what he ate

Me: force-feeding stims

My friend: w-why?

Me: greenhouse.

Friend: but why?

Me: greenhouse

Friend: ... ookay

Me: *continues force-feeding*