Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everything๐
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The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
me: โI need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?โ
me: *sees the phiomia*
me: โAha! I have a planโ
*tames a phiomia*
me: โwhew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries andโโ
*BOP*
There you have it.
8 million pounds of poop!
Was trying to tame one becuase Iโm a quick starter learner he said โRUN RUUUUNโ as soon as he was set free from the bola
THEY POOP TOO MUCH THEY WENT TO TAKO BAIL
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"
What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?
... (typing)
Alright. You're banned. Good night
~ caseoh
Me: force-feeding stims
My friend: w-why?
Me: greenhouse.
Friend: but why?
Me: greenhouse
Friend: ... ookay
Me: *continues force-feeding*