It’ll lose control of ass and crap all over the floor when u feed it stimberries
me: “I need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?”
me: *sees the phiomia*
me: “Aha! I have a plan”
*tames a phiomia*
me: “whew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries and—“
*BOP*
There you have it.
8 million pounds of poop!
The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle
I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everything💀
Was trying to tame one becuase I’m a quick starter learner he said ‘RUN RUUUUN’ as soon as he was set free from the bola
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
Me: force-feeding stims
My friend: w-why?
Me: greenhouse.
Friend: but why?
Me: greenhouse
Friend: ... ookay
Me: *continues force-feeding*
Poop Machine gunner
Don’t ask what he ate
(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"
What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?
... (typing)
Alright. You're banned. Good night
~ caseoh