Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
friend:abt to feed my phiomia stimberrys
me:NO DON-
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Poop Machine gunner
Donβt ask what he ate
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
1 Like = 1 rip
Me: force-feeding stims
My friend: w-why?
Me: greenhouse.
Friend: but why?
Me: greenhouse
Friend: ... ookay
Me: *continues force-feeding*
(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"
What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?
... (typing)
Alright. You're banned. Good night
~ caseoh
I saw one of these kill a raptor once. Easy mode is crazy
This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?
This is what the average discord/reddit mod looks like. While am encounter may be dangerous and scary just hold a bottle of cologne and spray until the beast retreats.
I LOVE THESE CHUNKY POOP MONSTERS
idc if u click up