Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Why have your mother, a pig, and and an anti-vaxx elephant, when you can have this
More Phiomia Funny Tips
friend:abt to feed my phiomia stimberrys
me:NO DON-
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
1 Like = 1 rip
my brother neutered/spayed both of his phiomia and somehow they still had a baby. immaculate conception i guess
This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?
This guy mustβve eaten a lot of Taco Bell
Sundew122
I LOVE THESE CHUNKY POOP MONSTERS
idc if u click up
This thing must have had taco bell 2 nights in a row
I was chilling on a little wooden raft-fort, looking for a decent base spot, and all my tames were sitting on a platform on top. My Phiomia (hippo I think his name was) started levitating and ascending. I thought it was just lag, so I moved on. Later I looked and saw he still wasnβt there. So I tried to request him (mobile feature only) but his name wasnβt there. I assume he either drowned, or became God.