Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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he thicc and he poops. exactly.
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Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
I just started a new game on Ragnarok and Iβd thought Iβd tame one of these guys. Well, the game knew I was looking for one, so of course, I couldnβt find one, so, I guess itβll be a parusaur.
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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When I first tamed this thing first feature was it is a poo machine
This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
Remember when ark didnβt have pigs? Me neither.
WHY THE POO WHY POOP. WHYYYYYYYYHHY
They're so useful until you can't find them
ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?
A farmer's best friend, they give A LOT of fertilizer. Truly the pigs of Ark.??