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Rockin,Rockin and Rollin.Down to the beach I’m stollin.But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun!I said “seagulls...mmgh!Stop it now!Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach.Said seagulls gonna come,poke me in the coconut, and they did,and they did.Had me goin’ like“HOAAHAHAHAHA!”Nothing I could do but yell,when these birds attacked me.When I tried to run I fell,and then these kids start laughing.And then..got hit in the neck with a hacky sack.Where’d it come from?Run,run,run,jump. I can be a backpack while you run. Run,run,run,jump. And stop..put me down. I love to groove and boogie. Great. Show you some dance moves. No I don’t want you to. If I had your giant feet, out there on the beach, could have outrun those birds. You’re a phycho weiner. Let me grab my beater. “MMHAMHMHMHA!” Stop it please! Don’t hit me! Please! Don’t hit me! Come on man! Quit that banging! Hey what’s that stank? You put a fish in our basket! I forgot I did that! (Sorry, couldn’t fit the rest of the song in)

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