ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
More Pegomastax Utility Tips
When wild they are a pest, they steal your stuff and murder your tames.
But when tamed, they are amazing, have a pego, set it on somebody, it will then steal whatever is in their last hotbar slot, if they have nothing it will take a random item.
Better still, tame a whole army, they will Rob your victim of literally everything, berry seeds, superior kibble, guns, broken pickaxes, cryopodded pets, saddles, life, their job. . .
Nothing is safe from a pego army. . .
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*