Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-31T18:59:45+00:00

Me getting to tame it = it getting stuck at a rock

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-09-10T02:38:34+00:00

Why?

Okay so search ‘C’ on Dododex. Am I hallucinating because I see an Arthro. Ummm.

☝️ So devs can see.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-27T15:08:36+00:00

HELP ME ITS BEING ATACKED BY DILOS AND RAPTORS

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-23T17:01:04+00:00

I once batteld one of these but it was lvl.178 and I only had a lvl.7 stego so I died R.I.P stego

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-21T20:27:36+00:00

Me: uses 10 primitive pick axes(hitting stone) me: sighs looks at dino Dino looks back parasour: dude stop you broken 10 of those( my pet )sighs every: no I will get stone until I have enough Dino rolls eyes walks away get T. rex now will you stop no then I look back ahhhh fine I will stop!

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-12T17:23:01+00:00

Somehow I tamed a ducking iguanodon before a ducking para.

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-30T00:35:57+00:00

Johnny long legs is the creator of the parasaur protection program

It was my

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-08T10:59:22+00:00

You know what is the scariest about Parasaurs? When they detect an enemy in the middle of night...

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-20T19:22:04+00:00

All the Paras I name Patricia hate me and vanish.

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-27T13:36:48+00:00

I went to release my level 245 back into the wild and when I did he turned around and bit me. Like a lot.

I hate parasours

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-13T03:51:33+00:00

Tame one of these, put it on aggressive & high targeting range, and unclaim. Afterwards, laugh until you cry.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-01-29T11:04:11+00:00

Whoever names their parasaur bob has seen curse showing off taming dinos

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2019-08-29T19:31:06+00:00

I just tamed one of them and it was level 230. And it died 2min. Later when an insect attacked it when I killed it showed me that it was a level 2. I think next time I should tame a raptor. Well at least something that can protect itself and me at the same time!

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2018-07-12T23:41:57+00:00

There good to use... IF U WANNA DIE

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-15T05:23:10+00:00

Y do people say its weak, tamed mine at lvl 44 and he was a lol 93 and I only put 4 points in melee and 8 in health on official and he kicked the neighbors was, well at least their food army

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-21T15:51:15+00:00

Tiny T-rex or Giant Raptor?????

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-10T10:31:11+00:00

One day I was hunting a dodo with my hands(when I was new) then suddenly I saw a parasaur from a distance then I ran away the next day I hit a parasaur by mistake and had a good laugh

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2018-07-03T18:37:58+00:00

Have at least 8 bola’s and 5 tranq arrow’s or five stone slingshot or bow.

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-02-14T05:08:15+00:00

I love this guy they are holy water to me I have like 10 in my base and I learned that if u attack a Dino that not your near them they with just run up and help u so I just hit a spin-off with my bow and why I’m not fighting like a real man I’m a starter that lvl 29

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-29T01:35:38+00:00

Parasaur: lives

Me: lives

Parasaur:dies

Me: laughs histaricly

Parasaur Corpse: exists

Me: screams

: silence