
What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
The first time I tamed a parasaur I named him martin. Me, Martin, and my 2 dilos went hunting to find hide to male a saddle for him. He was randomly killed by some random Dino and I didn’t even have him for 2 days. The craziest thing is, martins dead body gave me enough hide to Finnish his saddle.
I told my noob friend about how parasaurs are super dangerous and you should avoid them at all costs. They may look friendly but they are super hostile. He believed it. I also told him the same thing about moschops and I told him the carnos look dangerous but they are perfectly fine and neutral. Lol he believes it.