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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-04T22:26:59+00:00

The first time I tamed a parasaur I named him martin. Me, Martin, and my 2 dilos went hunting to find hide to male a saddle for him. He was randomly killed by some random Dino and I didn’t even have him for 2 days. The craziest thing is, martins dead body gave me enough hide to Finnish his saddle.

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2019-05-31T21:04:21+00:00

Never ride into raptor Territory with a parasaur... R.I.P. Michael Phelps.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-05-18T13:30:34+00:00

I live on the rocky area on the Island... you get so many of these bad boys! Sports cars of the prehistoric era!!!! Vrrrooomm, vrooooommmmm, VROOOOMMMMM...

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2019-03-05T13:37:27+00:00

Best gigs killer in the game by far

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-10-29T16:48:06+00:00

I tamed one attacked trike dead now I tamed another and got a saddle and bam easy

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-08T03:38:28+00:00

Irl, there horns were used for a mating ritual.

In ark, they are used to pinpoint the exact location enemys.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-27T15:07:35+00:00

This... my friends... is a furry detector

(FURRYS ARE PAW-SOME!!!)

(cringe joke but true)

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-21T21:19:36+00:00

Caught this speedy without a bola lika a boss 😎

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-21T03:41:43+00:00

why the car didnt work because he was playing ARK

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-16T12:42:59+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you attack me

I run from you

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2018-09-23T00:45:30+00:00

Probably the most pure Dino in ark

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-28T14:40:20+00:00

Step1: get argie

Step2:pick up parasaur

Step3:it’s now para soar threw the sky

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-29T09:24:53+00:00

When para lvl 1 pffft its fine when para lvl 20 woow when para lvl 100 woweeeeeee when para lvl 300 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im retarded

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-29T09:23:23+00:00

When parasaur lvl 1 pffft nah when para lvl 20 uuuu when para lvl 300 wuauduefjrhtsjntsnadnebevwgv

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-07T17:11:42+00:00

I tamed one at 10 to 15 hours of game now I'm at 350 hours and he's still alive he helped me overcome dear of spinos next to my thatch base

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-05-18T18:20:06+00:00

When I was walking back to my paras, (you can see the actual story in raptors) the red para was walking away from me. What a weird sight…

-SpecialRaptor

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-17T22:32:12+00:00

I’m the guy who lost Dave I got a new Dave

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-03-11T19:58:15+00:00

Yo how did I find a level 168 tek para just chilling in the wild

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-02-17T22:46:48+00:00

me: walks towards enemie base

enemy para: 🚨ALARM🚨NOISES🚨

enemy turrets: end of the line

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-06T12:53:39+00:00

My para glitches into the floor and heard pooping sounds for the rest of the playthrough 🤣