Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me:La la la la...I'ma tame a Megalodon
Fish:Holy sh*t we better swim
Me:Here fishy fishy
Fish:Don't move a muscle
Me:Hm...
Fish:Holy we were going to be dead fish
-Finds the fish-
Me:Oh god you fish look bad...lucky I'm feeding some Coelacanth to him and not you.
Fish:.....
Fish:I am very offended
-Swims off on my Shadowmane-
-Thylcolo huntress
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Survivor screams in silence
Did the insect swarm go underwater?
Hey guys look it is subnautica
Under water insect swarms? hmmmm....... whatβs worse? land insect swarms or these?
Me:*goes AFK underwater for .5 seconds*
Fish school: Haha not today buddy!
Man, ark really has been goin at it with these designs on real life animals
Great. ARK is introducing Subnatica. Whatβs next, a flying TEK bunny!?
Well, then I wouldnβt be surprised!!
Tina originals
Parakeet: what's my purpose?
Me: to feed turtle guy and be annoying
Parakeet: oh my god...
So ark couldn`t just make demonic fish but had to make birds mixed with fish... at least give them wings
β These guys look like something out of subnauticaβ They really do!