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Survivor screams in silence

Parakeet: what's my purpose?

Me: to feed turtle guy and be annoying

Parakeet: oh my god...

Look how they massacred my boy....

Under water insect swarms? hmmmm....... what’s worse? land insect swarms or these?

Hey guys look it is subnautica

Did the insect swarm go underwater?

Dont. Go. On. The. Sand. Its parakeet fish poop.

They be biting me when I'm not look then the giant turtle comes

Me:*goes AFK underwater for .5 seconds*

Fish school: Haha not today buddy!

Me:*goes AFK underwater for .5 seconds*

Fish school: Haha not today buddy!