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Survivor screams in silence

They be biting me when I'm not look then the giant turtle comes

Parakeet: what's my purpose?

Me: to feed turtle guy and be annoying

Parakeet: oh my god...

Under water insect swarms? hmmmm....... what’s worse? land insect swarms or these?

Look how they massacred my boy....

Did the insect swarm go underwater?

Dont. Go. On. The. Sand. Its parakeet fish poop.

Me:*goes AFK underwater for .5 seconds*

Fish school: Haha not today buddy!

Me:*goes AFK underwater for .5 seconds*

Fish school: Haha not today buddy!