Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pachyrhinosaurus? Funny pachyrhinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bug repellent is the kibble REALLY. I hope this thing has a special passive that makes the bugs go away with all that. Or maybe it is how bug repellent is needed to recharge all the gas he uses. Scientist did say about 30 decays from now about the gas released from his body is a special chemical that converts the repellent to a animal repeller or attractor but more research is needed.
My Bro : Dude I just got back from a four hour fishing trip in ark and I’ve got 140 stacks of fish meat!
Me : That’s nice I just tamed a pachyrhino.
Pachyrhino : Waddup bruh
Me : Yea we just got 3.9 billion stacks of prime fish meat in under a minute because we went in a river to bathe. Turns out fish do not like his pee.
Pachyrhino : Yea and then you made me kill all of them!
Me : Well I had to they would’ve killed you if I didn’t!
Pachyrhino : Oh stop being a baby I have 3,400 hp bruh. And to add then you got off and took out a pickaxe and made me witness Jason Voorhees in first person view!
My Bro : Whoa whoa whoa your telling me I could’ve just tamed something that had asthma and kidney problems and I could’ve gotten all of this in 10 seconds?
Pachyrhino and Me : Yep.
My Bro : WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUU- *blows up*
-Rosy (take that bro a girl just beat you at fishing which your supposed to be better at!)