My Bro : Dude I just got back from a four hour fishing trip in ark and I’ve got 140 stacks of fish meat!
Me : That’s nice I just tamed a pachyrhino.
Pachyrhino : Waddup bruh
Me : Yea we just got 3.9 billion stacks of prime fish meat in under a minute because we went in a river to bathe. Turns out fish do not like his pee.
Pachyrhino : Yea and then you made me kill all of them!
Me : Well I had to they would’ve killed you if I didn’t!
Pachyrhino : Oh stop being a baby I have 3,400 hp bruh. And to add then you got off and took out a pickaxe and made me witness Jason Voorhees in first person view!
My Bro : Whoa whoa whoa your telling me I could’ve just tamed something that had asthma and kidney problems and I could’ve gotten all of this in 10 seconds?
Pachyrhino and Me : Yep.
My Bro : WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUU- *blows up*
-Rosy (take that bro a girl just beat you at fishing which your supposed to be better at!)
Guys I’ve found out why it eats bug repellant that’s how it gets the most it has a special organ that converts it into the passive aggressive mists. And the bug rrplelant lowers insect aggression when you’re around insects.
Meaning: thicc nosed lizard
It farts when scared like my cat
1. Make ur character short and black
2. Get a safari skin
3. Tame one of these things
4. When ur tribemates are in trouble, ride in on it saying "zoology B!tches!"
Congratulations, you have successfully remade jumangi
It’s not a fart it’s a pheromone.
It has two perfumes: One nice and the other makes critters think you are wearing it and try to kill you. No clue why...
They say its a good begginer tame.
Someone goes to tame it.
Gives it berrys.
Finds out its bug repelent.
Looks at pachyrhinosaurus.
Its awake and running away.
Now hates the creatures.
NOTHING I DID BY THE WAY.
Its simple just go and make it fart on dinos because he ate too much stimulant and narcotics
It looks like a Trike with Butterfly wings on it's head.....