Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
My Bro : Dude I just got back from a four hour fishing trip in ark and I’ve got 140 stacks of fish meat!
Me : That’s nice I just tamed a pachyrhino.
Pachyrhino : Waddup bruh
Me : Yea we just got 3.9 billion stacks of prime fish meat in under a minute because we went in a river to bathe. Turns out fish do not like his pee.
Pachyrhino : Yea and then you made me kill all of them!
Me : Well I had to they would’ve killed you if I didn’t!
Pachyrhino : Oh stop being a baby I have 3,400 hp bruh. And to add then you got off and took out a pickaxe and made me witness Jason Voorhees in first person view!
My Bro : Whoa whoa whoa your telling me I could’ve just tamed something that had asthma and kidney problems and I could’ve gotten all of this in 10 seconds?
Pachyrhino and Me : Yep.
My Bro : WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUU- *blows up*
-Rosy (take that bro a girl just beat you at fishing which your supposed to be better at!)