Sit back yougins and let me tell ya a story bout this fantastic beast.... A long, long time ago, I was on a quest to bring an artifact to one’ah them glowin pillars up there in the sky. I’d tried this quest twice, died to bugs and raptors. But this time I was determined, I traveled alongside the cliff and then to the plains where, finally after all this time, I reached that bugger. I clambered up that there brige but just as I was about’a place that artifact in there- A big ol nasty Titanoboa strides right on in and does me a whoozy. Knocked me right out. I thought I was done for. I saw my health decreasin slowly until I heard this strange stompin noise. What? What’s that? I can tell you children’s I was shakin like the sail on my boat. I woke up later and saw that dead snake. But next to it was a nice little patchy, unconscious. That there patchy saved my life! I tamed that sucker and brought it back home with me. I owe that Hero Patchy my life. Amen children. ~Papa Glitchy

Saw one of these guys near the beach and decided it would be my first tame. I tamed it right after I finished making a wood house and found... these guys’ carry weight and stamina are terrible. Their health too. Riding one I was actually slower than my unit graded base player speed running on the ground. Pacu the pachy saved me from a few troodons, and lived to tell the tale, but I suggest DEFINITELY get a different first tame. Still pretty good for later in the game, but over all... not the best.

I had a pachy named torment. We went everywhere together. He became max lv and dominated rexes. We had a very strong connection. Then one day after beating some griffins a royal beat down we stopped by herbivore island on a raft. Then, as i try to tame a balisaurus mantas kill me and I’m at my base. My raft limit was reached and my flier recently died. I’ll find u bud.

# pray for torment

#payfortorment 🤍😇😭

hope torment is still alive

Me and my blue level 43 pachy we’re going on my raft to the other side of the map (we were on the easy side of map island* to tame some scorpions. But a sarco had other plans this sarco comes onto my raft and knocks my pachy off I try to kill it but it chases my peachy then Malala dons arrived there were 5. My pachy killed the sarco and 3 megaladons but then my pachy died to the last 2

R.I.P Pachy 2020-2020

#PrayForTorment I feel bad. I know how it feels... lost my giga baby yesterday :( #PrayForKiQui

# pray for torment

There I was, about to raid the alpha tribe with the max level pachy I had just tamed. I walked up to the leader (sneakily) as I waited for him to spot me. One he did I said "HEADS UP MOTHER TRUCKER" knocked em right out. None of his other tribe mates were online so I stole his stuff, a TON of plant X, some tek structures, and ascendant stuff. Best, most successful raid EVER

#PrayForKiQui I feel so bad for you I'm very sorry I lost my fully imprinted theri in a boss battle yesterday :(

#PrayForKiQui I feel so bad for you I'm very sorry I lost my fully imprinted theri in a boss battle yesterday :(