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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ovis? Funny ovis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -3 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-17T18:54:13+00:00

It happy sheep

a HElpFul TIp shOULD incluDE A few mORE WoRDS

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2023-08-24T19:27:50+00:00

Dev1: let’s make something monstrous and you get good meat from killing it

Dev2: LETS give horns!!

Dino make: that sounds too powerful

Dev1&dev2: SHUTUP u wimp

Dino maker at least I get payed

Dev1: make small and slow but deadly bc they come in packs

Dev 2: good idea

Dino maker:ok?

Dino maker: And done

Dev1&dev2:WTF

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-22T21:13:22+00:00

1v1 a giga with it no balls

Ps if you actually do this email me the vid ([email protected])

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-24T00:58:16+00:00

So…

Me see’s ovis

Ovis nom nom nom chomp

Me walks up like passive tame ok

Me try’s to feed it berries

Me why won’t it work looks on Dododex

Me sweet cake!

Me kills it

Ovis gives me one mutten and then decomposed then my mutten spoiled.☹️ Up if this is your life.👍🏻👍🏻

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-29T22:08:52+00:00

Let’s be honest you just tame these to breed them until you have like you have a bunch of females then you just you just raise their baby’s then kill them right it front of them

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2024-05-05T17:32:17+00:00

Name you're sheep cotton candy and dye it now we have cotton candy baaa

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-10T16:27:30+00:00

Mutton is tasty muhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-07T17:12:58+00:00

These jokes make me want to cut the throat out of the damn sheep

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-30T12:39:57+00:00

This is pennywise in the form I’m a sheep look at its fade

score -6 · Answer 10 · 2018-06-27T04:04:43+00:00

L a m b. S a u c e. Lol. #lambsauce for the win. Like, why would you kill this thing? It's so cute!!

score -6 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-31T21:49:25+00:00

BAA BAA White sheep give some mutton.

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2024-11-27T19:05:36+00:00

Plushy!!!! It's so nice and plushy like you could just curl up on its back like a bed and fall asleep. Too bad you have to kill them. I would kill them for their wool! Has anyone tamed these? I want to know your location so I can pet your sheep, I can't kill someone else's creatures with weapons I have

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-29T18:03:51+00:00

Tasty... bloody tasty

A helpful tip should... Ok now i can post it

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2021-11-24T06:24:00+00:00

They are pretty cute, If I get one I am 100% naming it sacrifice

score -5 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-15T20:05:47+00:00

Beep beep im a sheep i said beep beep am a ship

score -7 · Answer 16 · 2017-09-01T19:53:49+00:00

To the person who asked about the black ovis yes I have and I tamed him

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2025-01-20T11:41:59+00:00

Most deadly creature in ark do not mess with it can kill GIGA,if u have a compy named GIGA

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2023-10-22T22:00:01+00:00

He’s like posing for a picture or something or maybe he’s saying UwU

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2023-10-15T22:09:24+00:00

Your so skibidi your so fanum tax

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-20T16:54:30+00:00

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,Mary had a little lamb that was eaten by a rex