Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ovis? Funny ovis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2023-02-17T15:57:17+00:00

Ovis .. hi

Me .. mmm mum can we have lamb chops for tea

Mum.. no I don't have any money

Me.. no problem thes a free one out side

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-11T21:43:06+00:00

They should sht out tiny poo and clean them hooves, this ain’t 1987, Ohio, Arizona

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-20T18:28:17+00:00

ADD TO ARK MOBILE USING MAKING KIBBILE IS HARD

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-07-19T22:22:07+00:00

I heard this and thought i was in minecraft XD

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-13T11:50:34+00:00

Reincarnation of watersheep lol

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-05T21:27:40+00:00

Wanna know what to say to a ovis in schorched earth? Burn baby burn burn

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2019-10-17T13:23:59+00:00

Get your girlfriend and enable mating for your Ovid and say this is us

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2019-08-28T18:26:53+00:00

"Me What are you doing? "Shep Oh Me I'm Following This Raptor. "Me I Don't Think That's A Good ide-OH MY GOD It's Getting EATEN AHHHHH!!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-28T15:29:05+00:00

This thing eats cake but I'm gonna put in a muffin joke ITS MUFFIN TIME plz don't kill mi mr survivor.

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2018-07-17T19:44:56+00:00

If you kill this your the tribe member that gets sacrificed to the rexes

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2017-10-01T14:20:09+00:00

All u do is sheer them but to tame them they want sweet vegetable cake! I say u kill them and have mutton for your hungry gigas!

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2017-11-15T23:06:00+00:00

Dis sheep wid be good wis some giga sauce, Good luck!

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-01-13T14:33:06+00:00

Me: I never thought I'd feed Mareeps Cake...

Mareep: Mararreep! *(IM NO MAREEP IM A OVIS!)*

Me: then how are you a Ampharos now!?

Ampharos: Amph.. am.. *('cause I left ark, bye Survivors! I'm no bait, no food!)*

Me: *THROWS A MILLION GREAT BALL*

Ampharos: AAAAAAMMMPPPPPHHHH *(OUCH THAT HURT!!!!! OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!)*

Me: You'll get used to it. LISTEN TO MY EVERY COMMAND, IM YOUR NEW TRAINER!!!!

Ampharos: A...m...PH... *(I'm a level 100 but you didn't even get 4 badges... NAP TIME

********************************************* please up-vote I worked so hard on this... Up-vote if you understand too! Please? Pleeeeeaaaase!?

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-11T18:12:53+00:00

Look its an Ovis!Wait nvm thats a female Megaloceros

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2018-12-22T23:17:29+00:00

If your on Xbox One, if you riding one of these and double tap a, you fly!

I BELIEVE YOU CAN FLLLLYYYYY

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2018-08-19T12:39:26+00:00

Sauté it in mint voila lamb chops😋

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-18T17:35:45+00:00

Breed then, munch on it tame dinos snack again then repeat. Yum Yum

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-26T15:55:46+00:00

Off brand sheep that eats cake for all his meals

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-10-12T23:09:05+00:00

Player: Baaa baaa black ovis have you any wool?

Ovis: Yes sir yes sir three gigas full.

-You have killed an ovis level 12