Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me: I never thought I'd feed Mareeps Cake...
Mareep: Mararreep! *(IM NO MAREEP IM A OVIS!)*
Me: then how are you a Ampharos now!?
Ampharos: Amph.. am.. *('cause I left ark, bye Survivors! I'm no bait, no food!)*
Me: *THROWS A MILLION GREAT BALL*
Ampharos: AAAAAAMMMPPPPPHHHH *(OUCH THAT HURT!!!!! OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!)*
Me: You'll get used to it. LISTEN TO MY EVERY COMMAND, IM YOUR NEW TRAINER!!!!
Ampharos: A...m...PH... *(I'm a level 100 but you didn't even get 4 badges... NAP TIME
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More Ovis Funny Tips
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No one, absolutely no one, me and my sheep:
Me: everybody
My sheep: baaa
Me: rock your body
My sheep: baaa
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
Let them eat cake Γ°ΕΈΒΒ°
No its not a sheep, its just a female megaloceros
Man, all these jokes here are so baaaaaaad
Guys i named my sheep jeb but why it doesn't change color
I made a sheep farm then put them on passive ,Rome and then a dilo came and killed them all. Came back and found the body's, one survived but I couldn't find the dilo. So maby its super Sheep
Ark why have you made them cute now I canβt kill them for mutton or Iβll feel guilty, I mean just look at itβs innocent sweet face... LOOK AT IT!
Is it just me or does the sounds they make sound exactly like Minecraft sheep noises
BEEP, BEEP I AM A SHEEP, BEEP, BEEP, I AM A SHEEP, I SAID BEEP BEEP I AM A SHEEP