Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
The Ovid looks so happy even though the only reason people take it is to slaughter it for its insides
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Characters:
Me(Cloud)
Shep(Ovis)
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Cloud: Sheep!!!
Cloud: forcetame
Shep: Huh?
Shep: STOP RIDING
Cloud: No!
Cloud: *sees giga right behind*
Longjaws(Giga): Dinner is sorted
Cloud: *dismounts, bola Shep*
Shep(lvl 3 ovis) was eaten by Longjaws(lvl 500 giga)
Cloud: !
Longjaws: COME HERE!
Cloud: *grabs stick*
Longjaws: *Throws me in mouth*
Cloud: *hold jaws open with stick*
Longjaws: LET GO!
Longjaws: *rage mode*
Cloud: *eaten by giga*
Cloud: am I alive
Shep: yes
Grande(Titanosaur) joined the game
Longjaws: uh ohh
Grande: SPIT THEM OUT!
Longjaws: *spit me and Shep out*
Longjaws(lvl 500 giga) was killed by Grande(lvl 10 Titanosaur)
Grande left the game
Cloud: *knocked out*
Sailback(Spino): Yummy!
Cloud was eaten by Sailback and somehow pressed the Dododex button.
-Cloud
P.S. I have o2 tank but I still in spino! βΉοΈ
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
Let them eat cake Γ°ΕΈΒΒ°
No its not a sheep, its just a female megaloceros
Gordon ramsay wants to know your location
Dont hurt the sheep. Tame and breed the sheep. If you need pelt, use the scissors or kill something else. Sheep are good. Sheep are great. Sheep are sweet.
This post was made by Ovis Gang.
Man, all these jokes here are so baaaaaaad
These need to be in ark mobile!!!!!
A giga is no match for an army of 300 ovis with beach bobs on top of them coming over the horizon. π
A giga is no match for an army of 300 ovis with beach bobs on top of them coming over the horizon. π