WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE

I play on a incredibly boosted single player world, and ngl nothing is funnier than one shotting the alpha Megapithicus with a sheep

Let them eat cake 🍰

No its not a sheep, its just a female megaloceros

Dont try to kill this thing it can yeet you of the island.

Characters:

Me(Cloud)

Shep(Ovis)

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Cloud: Sheep!!!

Cloud: forcetame

Shep: Huh?

Shep: STOP RIDING

Cloud: No!

Cloud: *sees giga right behind*

Longjaws(Giga): Dinner is sorted

Cloud: *dismounts, bola Shep*

Shep(lvl 3 ovis) was eaten by Longjaws(lvl 500 giga)

Cloud: !

Longjaws: COME HERE!

Cloud: *grabs stick*

Longjaws: *Throws me in mouth*

Cloud: *hold jaws open with stick*

Longjaws: LET GO!

Longjaws: *rage mode*

Cloud: *eaten by giga*

Cloud: am I alive

Shep: yes

Grande(Titanosaur) joined the game

Longjaws: uh ohh

Grande: SPIT THEM OUT!

Longjaws: *spit me and Shep out*

Longjaws(lvl 500 giga) was killed by Grande(lvl 10 Titanosaur)

Grande left the game

Cloud: *knocked out*

Sailback(Spino): Yummy!

Cloud was eaten by Sailback and somehow pressed the Dododex button.

-Cloud

P.S. I have o2 tank but I still in spino! ☹️

Gordon ramsay wants to know your location

It’s ok BUT YOU NEED IT IN EARLY GAME AND SWEET VEGGIE CAKE IS EVERYTHING BUT EARLY GAME and there cute

Man, all these jokes here are so baaaaaaad

Man, all these jokes here are so baaaaaaad