A otter is cute, mess with him and you get the boot.
Otter
Jokes and funny moments about the Otter from ARK players.
I had one but lvl. 300 but he was killed by triceratops lvl. 1
Whoever made the dododex probably went around:
1:killing everything they saw
2:dyeing at least a hundred times
(Or,you know,he could've always used cheats)
This is my first baby
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttteeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
To those of you who have “accidentally” killed my children ( I am an otter goddess) I will find you. My children will hunt you down. This is your last warning.
🏃♀️💨 Gon' get me an otter and name it Topsy Mopsy. Just need to find a Top Hat...
Once me and me bud try to tame otter but my bud hit it and then giga otter was born it roared and terrorized the land and chased me bud around I go in base to get snack... I come out and see body of olive
He will murder you...with his cuteness
Bro, why with a top hat?
Sees otter,
Me: oh hi otter! Wats with the top hat?
Otter: do not judge me or go to he🏑🏑
Me: ☠️☠️☠️
Me after mom says I look nice.
Found this in wiki:
The in-game scientific name translates as Hairy Otter, there is no such real-world classification. This may be a reference to the character and series, Harry Potter
👌 i think it's cool... UwU
Me when I just tamed otter:YES I LOvE HIm HES ADORaBLe.
A few hours later:NOO he DIED of A CARBONEMY Why!
Me:*having depression and panic attack
How you feel when your:
Raptor dies: Meh
Wyvern dies: OK
Other dies: Time to kill everything in my way for revenge until I get a new otter
Me: tames otter
Hhhhhmmmm I wonder what this top hat on everyone’s otter is.
*looks on wiki*
Oh okay i have to kill a giant spider, a giant gorilla and a flipping dragon!
Then and only then can i get this flipping adorable little gentleman.
Me; *tames 50 males and 50 females
Me; *breeds them all
10 seconds later
Otters; I NEED FISH GIVE US FISH HUMAN
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Me; Huh? What is this sign doing here
Sign; Gone fishing…
Me; *tames 50 males and 50 females
Me; *breeds them all
10 seconds later
Otters; I NEED FISH GIVE US FISH HUMAN
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The next year
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Me; Huh? What is this sign doing here
Sign; Gone fishing -otters
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U see 1 you tame and go to tame say a argy and then oh no ur otter friend is still on your shoulder when you get jumped by 3 tek armour guys on lv290 pts and a argy also 2 ascendent flak armour on 2 rex another tek guy on a giga so U throw otter at giga and kill giga and rider…
U see 1 you tame and go to tame say a argy and then oh no ur otter friend is still on your shoulder when you get jumped by 3 tek armour guys on lv290 pts and a argy also 2 ascendent flak armour on 2 rex another tek guy on a giga so U throw otter at giga and kill giga and rider next he jumps onto rex and bites riders head off then proceeds to pop out eyes of rex and nibble on fish but U get picked by a pt but a piece of fish that ur otter was eating went into the pts throat and it chokes and falls out of the sky U land on the other rex rider and kills them then u pick up ur otter like a gun and shoot poo ammo taking out the enemy argy and it dies then ur otter takes of its top hat and gets a rabbit that flys over to the last pt and it dies and now U have 4 full tek sets and 2 ascendent flak and you tame the argy.
Go on, kill one and watch your base get destroyed, your dinos get killed, and you get captured, lit ablaze, and healed to do it all over
Why baby otters so cute
You dare hit baby otter you die
Put the safari hat on an otter it’s adorable! Also NEVER kill an otter I will haunt you forever! You shall not escape the curse!
I take every otter I see. Not kidding now I have a room full of otters in my base, it's like a heaven