Who needs Icthyornis to fish when you have an otter?
Otter
Jokes and funny moments about the Otter from ARK players.
I don't need it...
I do not need it...
I really don't think I need it...
I NEED IT! I REALLY NEED IT!
Mcree: *slaps a hunter hat in his otter* What time is it buddy
Otter: it’s hiigh nnyyoooooonn
Mcree: *chuckles* I love ya bud
I have a chest full of bolas just for when people kill otters
I genuinely tamed one of these my whole 10 year ARK player career, and would already cry and maybe delete the save of my Otter died
otter:I AM THE CUTEST THING TO EXIST IN ARK!!!!
JERBOA:Am I a joke to you
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wear a hat
If you kill one…
Go to hell and die in a hole
I made an otter that can one shot bosses!
I call him the Otternater, because it’s a mix of terminator and otter.
I brought him to the overseer boss fight and he went up to the boss and one shot it on alpha!
In my opinion no one should ever know what they drop.
Who gave him a top hat, his sheer aura will destroy---
My friend was getting pelt and I saw that it said he killed an otter I banned him from the tribe and set all dinos on attack every time he respawned he never changed spawn location😂😂
Otters are life otters are love
may you tame it with heart or leave it alone.
Don't tell it to attack a salmon. I did that with my freshly tamed lvl 130, around 35 more salmon came and tore up both me and the otter.
If u have killed one of these.... I’m going to have to ask for your address.
My otter found a way to stop a war.
They should add that if you kill one 15 lvl 500 gigas will spawn behind you
If you encounter this majestic creature, bowla your friend and run to it so you can tame it first
Little otter swimming in his pond,
When you tame one you surely bond.
They can harvest fish for you,
And make a tiny little poo!
They’re faces too cute for this world,
And grab you a white pearl.
Oh no the taming slots are gone,
And then when you glance at…
Little otter swimming in his pond,
When you tame one you surely bond.
They can harvest fish for you,
And make a tiny little poo!
They’re faces too cute for this world,
And grab you a white pearl.
Oh no the taming slots are gone,
And then when you glance at your laaaawwwwnnnnn….
You see your 300 friends,
And then with fish otters you tend.
When you step into the snow,
The harsh winds in your face blow.
But with your otter ‘round your neck,
You start without fear of this snowy trek.
Into the desert harsh,
Your throat is so much parch.
But little otter is your salvation,
When you get home he gets citation!
So now that you have read this,
You can give your otter a kiss.
The otter is the coolest pet,
And now your glad that you two met!
Thankyou Thankyou for listening in.
-Squirrely I also made otter wars so be sure to check it out and up for more songs and otter wars :)
Let’s be honest, if you kill otters, just why?