Do not kill (if on accident your fine) I will personally come for you and kill your character and steal all your stuff and kill all your tames (this is just a joke by the way)
Otter
Jokes and funny moments about the Otter from ARK players.
It cute enough for you not to kill it
But it small enough for you to ACCIDENTALLY kill it
Noob:may I have a otter
pro:no
noob:please let me have one just one
owner of pro tribe:go get your own dumb noob!!!!!!!!
pet giga:pro can I eat the noobie
pro: nah let's knock him out and kick him from the server
noob:but I'm a noob
pro:yes that's why we…
Noob:may I have a otter
pro:no
noob:please let me have one just one
owner of pro tribe:go get your own dumb noob!!!!!!!!
pet giga:pro can I eat the noobie
pro: nah let's knock him out and kick him from the server
noob:but I'm a noob
pro:yes that's why we kick you this is a pro only server
1 like voting for noob to win in the next 1 1 dislike vote for pro
Every other Dino in ark: LETS KICK THIS KIDS @$$!
Otters: Am cute :3
Book 1: Prologue. Otters Unite!
Oswald awoke to the sounds of squealing. The thudding of feet gave him note that they were under attack, he ran out of his cave to see a horrifying sight. Raptors were killing his friends and wrecking his home. He sprinted to help his…
Book 1: Prologue. Otters Unite!
Oswald awoke to the sounds of squealing. The thudding of feet gave him note that they were under attack, he ran out of his cave to see a horrifying sight. Raptors were killing his friends and wrecking his home. He sprinted to help his friends, with one thought on his mind. “I hope it’s not too late!”
I made mine wear nerdy glasses and named it Mia Khalifa.
I'm taming forever,
In Valreugo and The Center
(Getting to the Overseer)
Gettin' better,
Cause I'm taming lots of otters
Just to tame 'em again
Taming
Taming
Taming
Just to tame 'em again
Gettin' to Ark official mode,
Tryna find me the…
I'm taming forever,
In Valreugo and The Center
(Getting to the Overseer)
Gettin' better,
Cause I'm taming lots of otters
Just to tame 'em again
Taming
Taming
Taming
Just to tame 'em again
Gettin' to Ark official mode,
Tryna find me the geee-ode
I'm not lookin' for trouble
Just cooked,
Prime meat
Traveling to other small tribes
But not all of them have the vibes
They just looking to tame some
Spinos
I'm taming forever,
In Valreugo and The Center
(Just killed the dragon)
Gettin better
Cause I tame lots of gas bags
Just to tame em again
Taming
Taming
Taming
Just to tame em again
(Epic overseer kill scene)
-Beanzles taming forever song :3)
They hit like a truck, but they r so cute?! HOW?!?!
Why is the otter aggressive to me i didn’t do anything at that point except wrapping it up in a bola
My tribe thought it would be funny to change my otters name a lot ex,
Hut hya hya hut
Dinner
Sacrifice
Sunny's bitch
Hoe
WAH, WAH, WAH!
WHE ELSE GETS THE REFFERENCE, WAH!!!!
If you kill this then it will come and hit in the balls near a lvl 150 giga
First word that comes to my mind when I see this IS WAIT WAIT FOR ADORABLE DUN DUN DAAAAAAA
Hey guys i have an idea put a Rex bone helmet on your otter and it will strike fear into everyone’s hearts that prep to attack him. Otterlover
A group of tamed otters are an army of angry weasels.
This guy eats sh it to much he ate my sisters shizer also
These things are very dangerous especially the ones with top hats terminate them on site ps you need a crystal wyvern and a spin-off at level 200
You need 100 titans to kill one and yon need a lvl 100 giga sacrifice for it to go up 0.1%
#PRAYFORORIGIN!!! (A helpful tip must include a few more words...😑)
These guys kill Gigas with their cuteness