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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the otter? Funny otter jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a otter. His name is Sammy. Sammy have brother who is dimorphadon. Dimorphadon name is Michal. Sammy love Michal. One day, I have Sammy on my back and Michal behind me when a Raptor (lvl 20( attacks us. Sammy somehow dismounts and attacks the Raptor. I run for my life fearing Sammy will die. Two minutes later I get a notification... "Sammy (lvl 39) killed Raptor (lvl 20)" Moral of ze story: Never underestimate a otter.
Noob:may I have a otter
pro:no
noob:please let me have one just one
owner of pro tribe:go get your own dumb noob!!!!!!!!
pet giga:pro can I eat the noobie
pro: nah let's knock him out and kick him from the server
noob:but I'm a noob
pro:yes that's why we kick you this is a pro only server
1 like voting for noob to win in the next 1 1 dislike vote for pro