(Testing testing…) “Ahem. All otters of the colony, may I have your attention! Thoughtless survivors have been killing our loved ones. They think we’re helpless, dumb, innocent mammals. But oh, their surprise when the otters come back.” (Cage Lowers Onto Stage Full Of Scared survivors) “Like Mr. and Mrs Pearl! They were destroyed by a rider upon a giga name of Meat Run. Emma Pearl, your thoughts on this?” “Thankyou, well, I was at home just cooking some seaweed for tonight’s fancy dinner when they didn’t return from getting mega piranha. Later a note arrived on the step to our shell home…” (sniffs) “It said they were gone.” “I admire you Emma for even Daring to speak of your deceased parents. Mr. And Mrs. Pearl will be remembered forever in our hearts. And our faithful shopkeeper, Riptide who devoted his life into his work- He tried so hard to keep the shop up, even through these tough times. A ruthless survivor put his slaving tames to aggressive and so Riptide, selling a bag of herbs to a customer was suddenly attacked by a dire wolf. Name of guard dog. Riptides wife, please stand?” “Oh Riptide, He was so amazing in every way. Perfect, and loyal. He… Oh Riptide Why! Why Riptide… I’m sorry, I can’t go on.” “It’s quite alright, Therapist Oyster will see you now. And last, but most certainly not least, our beloved Shelly. She was a brave soul. Reef Please stand?” “Being Her Brother, I knew her well- she didn’t give up easily, and she was always ready for anything. I can only hope she’s safe now up there somewhere, the place she always dreamed to see, the galaxy- But maybe just maybe she can see it.” “Thankyou Reef, a beautiful speech. But we can’t just sit around waiting for the survivors to stop! We have to step forward and fight like real otters. For Mr and Mrs Pearl! For Riptide! For Shelly! You will be remembered forever in our hearts, but taking the extra step, we get revenge against the foul survivors that take OUR island away! FOR OTTERS!” (Crowd Cheers) “FOR OTTERS!!!” “Now, Mrs Coral, take the children to the safe zone. Armor, weapons, and mounts up on the stage! Get ready for battle warriors, and stay strong. If you think you can’t go on, picture your relatives who died to the foolish survivors. Swordsmen and women to my left, archers to my right, behind me Calvary on the Meganeuras! Together we will become powerful, and not a single otter will be threatened by a survivor ever again. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING SURVIVORS, BE PREPARED!!! NOW CHARGE FOR OUR RIGHTS CHILDREN CHARGE!!!!!”
-Squirrely -For the otters, watch your back, and let them attack! Watch your back survivors, the otters are rising….
Otter Wars! Coming to you this summer! 10 (Or more,) episodes of the war, Otters Vs Survivors! Up for more episodes! So far I published 1 and 2. Hope you enjoy. For in the words of Squirrely, Dont hit the bean, for if you do your quite mean. Don’t hit the bean, as it won’t go unseen. Episode 3 coming tomorrow :).
Sigh. Thankyou Squirrely for all your support. It has been helpful the past few days of war. It started rough, but an otter was stuck in the claws of a turquoise and white argy named marshmallow, the otter soared through the air in the clutches of the bird and finally landed on the ground, he raised his bow in defense but he saw piles of food, an otter Sanctuary, and kind animals welcoming the otter. Many other creatures whom were constantly hunted were there too, diplocaluses, equus, otters, it was amazing! He was pampered there and got his armor and weapons back, along with a powerful mount of the name archopexex. He told his friends and the mayor of it and when otters were injured Squirrely would rescue them. Her noble steed Twinkles, (Twinkle Toes) protects the sanctuary with her sharp horn, in which takes up at least a third of the entire lakes land. If somehow a threat reaches the inside of all the protection, her 4 griffins all over the level of 150 charge it and make dinner for the otters. This wonderful place shall now be a resting place for otter warriors. They can come and go as they please, and even some other residents, not otters fight with the otters to stop deaths of their kind. Squirrely is a lifesaver, quite literally. She had even taped the start of the great otter revolution, as a warning for survivors to watch their back. She posted it on a place called Dododex, a place in which survivors chat about creatures and such. She has agreed to begin posting the otter wars daily. She suspects there to be at least 10 of them, this being the second. She will be great in the war. Today’s conference went well with her and we agree to meet at her base in the hidden lake. Any otters who would like to attend are welcome. We shall discuss the matters of war, as she has great technology that can be handy in the war. She knows how to work with metal and a strange thing called tek for suits of armor and weapons. She also befriended many animals called archopexex, which are more powerful than meganeuras. We decided to use these new bird type things with the Calvary. The diplocalusus are good mounts too in these matters, as they can carry many otters at a time. If only there were more good survivors like this on the island. So far no deaths from our warriors. Please help support the war effort and contribute to the otter war.
-Squirrely -Dont Disrespect otters, Or else your never setting foot in the water. Pt 2 of the Otter War.
(Ahem) “Testing testing… All otters of Ark, Please join this attendance.” (Cage lowers onto stage) “ This, fellow otters are survivors of this island whom thought we were innocent, helpless, dumb, otters. For we are not, we are a powerful colony who fight against those who kill our family. In memory of dearest Mr. and Mrs. Pearl, killed by a thoughtless rider on a rex, name of meat run, destroyed the couple. Emma pearl, what thoughts do you have about this destroying of your family?” (Sniffs) “I’m so angry at that rex, my mother and father were kind otters on a trip for mega piranha for fancy dinner, news arrived and I’ve never forgiven those mean survivors.” “I admire you for even daring to speak of your parents as I know it to be a hard subject for you. And how about the shop keeper, Riptide, a brave soul killed by a destructive survivor sicking their pets at helpless animals not prepared yet for battle. Dear riptide was killed by a dire wolf, name of Guard dog, Riptides wife? Please stand and share thoughts on this.” “I’ll never know what he wanted for dinner that night, (sobs) Oooohhhhh Riptide, he was so brave. I’m sorry, I can’t go on….” “It’s quite alright dear, therapist Oyster is waiting by the door if you would like to leave early, it’s quite alright. And last, but most certainly not least, Shelly. A dear friend to all otters, our mayor will Rest In Peace and be remembered. She sacrificed her life for the rest of the colony, running the opposite of the colony leading a hungry wyvern with a rider, name of Destoyer. Please, remeber our dear friends, as we will be back for revenge- in honor of them.” (Looks up) “Now colony, it’s time to prep for battle, infants follow Coral to the safe room in case of emergency. Come to the stage for armor, shields, and weapons. Archers, to my left, swordsmen and women to my right, and behind me, Calvary, as Professor wave grabs the Meganeuras to ride on. I’ll lead the battle as we fight for the lives of our loved ones. Tell the survivors to watch their backs, and don’t come near our territory. FOR OTTERS!” (Crowd cheers) “FOR OTTERS!!!!!!”
-Squirrely Respect the otters, Watch your back, and most importantly let them attack! For otters, as they deserve more respect. Squirrely respects you if you do. Otters respect you if you respect them.