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Otter Wars! Coming to you this summer! 10 (Or more,) episodes of the war…

Otter
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Otter Wars! Coming to you this summer! 10 (Or more,) episodes of the war, Otters Vs Survivors! Up for more episodes! So far I published 1 and 2. Hope you enjoy. For in the words of Squirrely, Dont hit the bean, for if you do your quite mean. Don’t hit the bean, as it won’t go unseen. Episode 3 coming tomorrow :).

-Squirrely Watch your back survivors 👋

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You can put hats on 'em. Hope this helps

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If you kill this, you deserve to be the tribe mate that gets the bola near the Giga...

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Me: tames a otter

12 seconds later

YoUrE otTER lEveL 34 WaS killed bY a CaRNO LvL 23

Me: bruh

*pulls out shotgun*

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Otters are cute. Baby otters... show them to the ARK haters. They will instantly be cured.

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They're otterly adorable. Ok I'll leave now.......

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He protecc

He attac

But most important of all

HE FITS IN A BACC PACC

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Little Otter is so sweet

He is like a lil treat,

So you imagine my anger and surprise

When a carno ate Lil Otter's insides.

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If you don't like otters the world will end!

1 like = 100 otters 1 dislike = bye-bye earth

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Beware of death by cuteness when babies are born.

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Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?

Me: walking

Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat

Me: hey little guy. How’s it going?

Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isn’t it.

Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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