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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
The Curse to Those Who Eat/Kill Otters May you go on and adventure with…
The Curse to Those Who Eat/Kill Otters
May you go on and adventure with your raptor you love the most. May you call of a cliff, and your raptor take all the damage and die while you are fine. May the place you fall into be the swamp. May you have to fight your way through it and the redwoods, and break all you have in the process. My you run into a raptor that looks like you old one, and may you tame. May a giga eat I it while it is unconscious. May you be chased by it until you find a rex and compys. May you take damage, but ultimately be killed, by an otter. This is the curse I give to otter killers.
-Jedi
More Otter Funny Tips
Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?
Me: walking
Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat
Me: hey little guy. How’s it going?
Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isn’t it.
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?