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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The Curse to Those Who Eat/Kill Otters
May you go on and adventure with your raptor you love the most. May you call of a cliff, and your raptor take all the damage and die while you are fine. May the place you fall into be the swamp. May you have to fight your way through it and the redwoods, and break all you have in the process. My you run into a raptor that looks like you old one, and may you tame. May a giga eat I it while it is unconscious. May you be chased by it until you find a rex and compys. May you take damage, but ultimately be killed, by an otter. This is the curse I give to otter killers.
-Jedi
More Otter Funny Tips
You can put hats on 'em. Hope this helps
If you kill this, you deserve to be the tribe mate that gets the bola near the Giga...
Me: tames a otter
12 seconds later
YoUrE otTER lEveL 34 WaS killed bY a CaRNO LvL 23
Me: bruh
*pulls out shotgun*
Otters are cute. Baby otters... show them to the ARK haters. They will instantly be cured.
They're otterly adorable. Ok I'll leave now.......
He protecc
He attac
But most important of all
HE FITS IN A BACC PACC
Little Otter is so sweet
He is like a lil treat,
So you imagine my anger and surprise
When a carno ate Lil Otter's insides.
If you don't like otters the world will end!
1 like = 100 otters 1 dislike = bye-bye earth
Beware of death by cuteness when babies are born.
Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?
Me: walking
Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat
Me: hey little guy. Howβs it going?
Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isnβt it.
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?