I was playing ark in my single and saw a otter! I thought “sooo cute I wanna tame it” so I go and start clubing it I realize it was not gonna work and ran away to save the. Otters life. But the little bugger kept chasing me and I had to kill him. 🙇♀️Go ahead call me a monster
Otter goddess here, the Otter God has brutally murdered thousands of innocent people who wanted to do this week's dungeon (week of April 1) because they wanted to get past the threat of juggernaut castrodides and Otter minions. Upp so he can see
Once I went out to tame Raptors, or... try to shoot one from the safety of my raft... but then I saw a lil otter, my heart melted!!! Then I realized, the OTHER things that were in the area included: A baryonyx, a pack of 7 Raptors, A theri, and sum other aggressive friggin things, and the otter STILL LIVES THERE. Soooo many trikes and parasaurs died to the pack of FREAKING 10 RAPTORS! But the otter. Just lives. How.
Well... I am a otter god... I am here to message all those who may have "acidenantaly" Smooshed my children with a a horid creature. But I will find you. I will Murder you. I will have millions of my children eat you. We also have an alliance with the dodos and all shoulder mounts. We do not take murder lightly this is the first warning.