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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny and long story about an 🦦 ok I was playing my single Player game and…
Funny and long story about an 🦦 ok I was playing my single Player game and i saw the Cutest thing in the game!!!!a dodo. But than I saw an otter!!!! And it was love at first sight🥰🦦🥰 so I went crazy and killed About 5000 coelacanths and got about 100 fish and stuck it in my Hot bar and it only took 15 fish😎 so then I put him around my neck and happily went back home and slept.the next day I tried to tame A level 145 triceratops.long story short I died.and then i Thought that Otter is a goner.😢 so then I sadly walk to where i died and then I see an otter on a dead trike!!! And I was like “wow. He did it. Waaaaaaa!!!”so then i tried again with trank arrows and I am not kidding it was Mayham!!! It was me and a otter versus two dilos five compys and two trikes. It was an intense battle.I killed three copies one dilo three compys and one trike and sadly I didn’t make it.butt my otter did and he won!Moral of the story do not underestimate otters.
More Otter Funny Tips
Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?
Me: walking
Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat
Me: hey little guy. How’s it going?
Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isn’t it.
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?