What are some funny jokes or stories about the ossidon? Funny ossidon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ossidon are red,🩸
Biotoxin is blue,🔵
Little did you know,🤫
Raiders are behind you,😰
Tribe messages are red,💔
Auto turrets are sour,🍋
Your tames are killed,😢
In less than an hour
-Ira's Aquatics
Watch this be the size of a compy
Genuinely what was the dev team smoking when they thought of this thing
I’m not sure if this is a dino game anymore with abominations like these
Dude this thing looks like a fat wendigo mixed with ice and snot powers
-the unhappy parasaur
Buddy looks like he came from rampage movie
What happened to Donkey Kong? WHAT DID YOU DO ARK
hello im your worst nightmare guys
Bro looks like mechanical donkey kong
Kong you need to lay of the drugs
Y’all we ain’t surviving TS when it starts running.
Love how the image for this creature that hasn’t even came out yet when the veilwen doesn’t and it’s been out for a couple months
Ahh yes the gigachad megapithacus
I THOUGHT HE WANTED A TREAT HE BIT ME💢💢💢
Ark said “ you know what, add a snow gorilla with big teeth a skull and a bad attitude “ and BOOM the Ossidon was born
Hope it will drop dark element
If You Are FNAF 2 Player And You Gain Distance From Ossidon
Try It
:NEXUS: FIRST TIP, if you click on the wiki page, it sends you to the dinopitihicus king for some reason
man ya back from the dead elaphant wolf?🤣
Do you no what this is what i think do you think what the hell they were doing look he a giant snotty thing dude at first i looked a it and it look like my sister when shes angry she looks like the old snotty bully thing