Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ossidon? Funny ossidon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2025-12-19T01:36:44+00:00

Ahh yes the gigachad megapithacus

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2025-10-20T19:09:09+00:00

:NEXUS: FIRST TIP, if you click on the wiki page, it sends you to the dinopitihicus king for some reason

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2025-11-25T01:24:22+00:00

I THOUGHT HE WANTED A TREAT HE BIT ME💢💢💢

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2025-11-18T23:35:00+00:00

This is me at 2 am getting a snack

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2025-10-19T03:45:58+00:00

It look like a mole mix with a devil

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2026-02-11T21:51:18+00:00

He looks like springtrap but a different way you know?

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2026-01-16T23:02:08+00:00

This looks like donkey Kong but scarier

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-12-16T19:56:39+00:00

Why does this thing look like donkey Kong on krack

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2025-10-31T19:02:48+00:00

I can see an Op tribe with like 50 mutated osidens. This is no doubt gonna be a brutal map

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2026-02-21T04:44:34+00:00

So apparently its taxable and non taxable like so dododex shall see

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2025-10-21T19:33:03+00:00

This going to be hardest tame trust

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2025-10-18T16:01:56+00:00

This horror is will live in my nightmares

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2026-02-17T17:41:29+00:00

Skullcrawler + Gorilla=

Thank you and goodnight, good morning, and good afternoon!

If you want to see my story! Go to Achatina!

-DinoLover360

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2025-11-28T07:08:33+00:00

What do you call an ossidon with nuts? Assidon

score -5 · Answer 15 · 2025-10-18T16:14:30+00:00

This is literally a deamon bear a horror that not even a mother can love

score -5 · Answer 16 · 2025-10-31T04:36:51+00:00

Sus lil sus if you ask me.......

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2026-04-01T22:16:45+00:00

I locket just read this guys name as obsidian am I the only one or…….💀

score -6 · Answer 18 · 2025-10-22T01:52:43+00:00

Imagine being a survivor and looking up at THIS!!!! No sleep for me 😛

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2026-02-08T17:35:18+00:00

Roses are red

You're gonna have a black eye.

You might die tonight.

Because of me.

It will hurt so bad.

You will quit your job.

score -8 · Answer 20 · 2025-10-30T23:11:54+00:00

Chat I think it’s Deanopithakis (idk how 2spell so um big monkey king) but u know um the brother or smth anyway THINK ABOUT THE LORE