Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
How to tame 1.go to ark 2.take your credit card 3.buy a pay to win DLC

How to tame
1.go to ark
2.take your credit card
3.buy a pay to win DLC
More Oasisaur Funny Tips
Why the FU is this aerial youβre telling me it can fly like imagine looking outside and seeing this bs in the sky pulling up to the crib bro
I want to make an incredible ark animal.
Ok! Whatβs your ideas?
I want it to be huge!
Ok
Then make it look like a piece of the earth grew legs and started walking around.
WAIT WHAT?!
β- plastic bag
Honey, why is our yard flying?
β plastic bag
Saurus means lizard this is clearly a crab
Carnivores: we eat meat.
Herbivores: we eat berries.
oasisaur: we also eat plants... and cacti and trees...
Good for game, bad for credit card.
Devs then: Letβs make a realistic game just about Dinosaurs
Devs now: BEHOLD! WEβVE ADDED A LIVING CONTINENT
Is this a dinoβ¦β¦ or a treeβ¦β¦. Or a tree eating dinoβ¦β¦..
Imagine if you could mount turrets on this thing on official serversπ
They added the battle bus to ark :D