What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.
Player:what's your name
Nameless:nameless
Human:we have to get you a name how about assholes from the deep
Nameless: my names nameless
Human:(scream) don't eat me
Nameless:Mmmm delishious
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Don’t try and name these things because their nameless
There once was a nameless evil whose name was Nag, Nag the nameless
Kevin,Steve,Jim,lizard? My bearded dragon is having the same name problem!
Man don’t even get me started on how many times these things killed me on a rock drake
Silly boy you forgot to put your lamp on you know what happens now. (Night terrors begin)
Lol my Kitties name is Nameless lol lol lol
Dino nerd
So i was riding with my sweet SWEET megalosaurus and... BAM these little FREAKS srat swarming me one of them alpha charged lets just say... that was the last thing sherley has seen
Karen: my son is the most handsome boy I have ever seen, isn’t that right Jimmy? Her unvaccinated kid:
I like chicken.
You : your getting a name
Nameless:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dang these annoying things need a name
Me: I’m having a party, wanna come?
Nameless: yea( goes to party) ( realizes it’s a disco party) O_O
Hmmm yis my friend when he doesent get cookies from his mom
Did this guy get shaved? He looks like a rat but shaved
This is what happens to an average person when they eat element but this is what happens to me when mommy gives me a plate of broccoli
Me at three :am
Is that Sméagol?? Better hide your rings guys.
One word, rocket. Works like a charm for these buttwipes
Why does ark wildcard always have to put my mom in ark