What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.
Karen: my child is an angel
The child:
When you forgot to put your name on your paper:
Walk up to it and hand feed it mejoberries
I was searching this guy up on the Dododex the see if it has another name and yes it does it is Chupacabra I am still laughing
Why we can’t have nice things
That’s what happens when you rip the wings off your Satomb from BEYBLADE if you have one.
Austic kid at the back of the class
He looks like he can taste colors and see sounds
On March 14, 2017 nameless broke out of their cage that is the lower caves and attaked one unlucky survivor by the name of pudge in the green when he was trying to farm wood.
Don't die you will regret it because you keep having to try and get ur loot back
Me after finishing scorched earth: oh yeah time to move on and see all the new Dinos from the safety of Dodoex
Sees this thing
On second thought, I’ll stay on scorched earth
They love sparkles ✨ when u hit them they ave sparkles ✨
Nameless: Knock knock
You: Who's there
Nameless: duhh...erm...UUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!
You: Did your parents hate you
Nameless: No element does now open the door already
Why did I think they were on scorched earth
no matter what happens, one thing is always certain
* You have alerted the horde.
i typed chupacabra and this thing appeared 😂🤣😂
Welcome to abberation
Me: oh yeah !!!
*collects basic needs*
Me: time to explore
Nameless: we have a new creature to KO!!!! COME ON OUT BOIS
me: oh crap theres a lot of wierd creatures chasing me
*reaper spawns*
Reaper:*agros on to player*
Me:? *logs off*
Me at three am
Oof he kinda smallish oof oof oof
These thing are the spawn of satan they are evil and so annoying they just come out of the ground like zombies to rip you apart