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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.
Michael Rosen:noice me:what the f#@$
Silly rabbit... you canβt tame satan!
This thing didnβt wash his hands and got coronavirus and mutated
Mom: go play with the neighbourβs
kid
The neighbourβs kid:
kid
The neighbourβs kid:
How is it nameless if it's name is nameless? ππππ
I read that these are "Element infused humans"... what happens if you knock out your tribemates and force feed them element?
Cmon Karen, just vaccinate Timothy already, he ainβt looking too healthy.
It would be sooo cool if you could tame them
Then you get to say you have a pet human ππ»
Then you get to say you have a pet human ππ»
Best tame for starters it's really friendly just feed it mejoberries
Karen: my child is an angel
The child:
The child:
Walk aroind and blind them woth the beauty of you light pets πππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Its a mutated Jerboa! Look at it, it cant be unseen!
Walk up to it and hand feed it mejoberries
When you forgot to put your name on your paper:
Itβs an Orc ... kill it.
β Gandalf and the hobbits
β Gandalf and the hobbits
Haha ugly tiny you go rawr and smash you
Oof he kinda smallish oof oof oof
Survivor: what was that noise?. Nameless: that was you turning out the lights MWWAAAHHAHHAAAAHAA NOW DIE!!!!!. Survivor: whoa what happened to you you look even uglier than before!. Nameless: I'm ugly?. Survivor: yep. Nameless: how ugly?. Survivor: well mostly kind of like a horrid disfigured hobgoblin with enormous fangs, glowing yellow eyes, a tail like a demonic rat and huge curved claws. Nameless: WHAT!!??. Survivor:yep here's a mirror to prove it. Nameless: AAAAARRRRRGHHHH WHAT IS THIS HORRID CREATURE!!!!????. Survivor: you. Nameless: KIIILLLLL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Survivor: whoops what's going on my shinehorns acting crazy!. Shinehorn: Allow me to introduce myself, I am agent Tinygoat, leader of the shinehorn nameless therapy trust. Nameless: what does that mean? Agent Tinygoat: that means we burn you with our chargelight until you become bulbdogs, the process is EXTREMELY painful and have a 99.9% chance of death. Nameless: eww I'm even worse than before. Tinygoat: but cute.
Arkβs edition of Gollum....
I think these look like hairless dogs that came back from hell