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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-19T00:42:52+00:00

Michael Rosen:noice me:what the f#@$

score 2354 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-16T04:12:15+00:00

Silly rabbit... you can’t tame satan!

score 157 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-04T02:19:49+00:00

This thing didn’t wash his hands and got coronavirus and mutated

score 31 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-05T23:22:07+00:00

Mom: go play with the neighbour’s
kid

The neighbour’s kid:

score 546 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-12T00:52:10+00:00

How is it nameless if it's name is nameless? 😂😂😂😂

score 495 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-19T01:28:45+00:00

I read that these are "Element infused humans"... what happens if you knock out your tribemates and force feed them element?

score 83 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-12T07:17:31+00:00

Cmon Karen, just vaccinate Timothy already, he ain’t looking too healthy.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-15T11:44:25+00:00

It would be sooo cool if you could tame them

Then you get to say you have a pet human 👍🏻

score 376 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-24T02:02:45+00:00

Best tame for starters it's really friendly just feed it mejoberries

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-09T02:52:13+00:00

Karen: my child is an angel
The child:

score 12 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-17T02:49:04+00:00

Walk aroind and blind them woth the beauty of you light pets 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 269 · Answer 12 · 2017-12-20T18:29:26+00:00

Its a mutated Jerboa! Look at it, it cant be unseen!

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-02T23:04:09+00:00

Walk up to it and hand feed it mejoberries

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-07T22:15:32+00:00

When you forgot to put your name on your paper:

score 27 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-18T20:02:41+00:00

It’s an Orc ... kill it.

— Gandalf and the hobbits

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-05T21:51:55+00:00

Haha ugly tiny you go rawr and smash you

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-29T04:20:23+00:00

Oof he kinda smallish oof oof oof

score 33 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-10T17:42:44+00:00

Survivor: what was that noise?. Nameless: that was you turning out the lights MWWAAAHHAHHAAAAHAA NOW DIE!!!!!. Survivor: whoa what happened to you you look even uglier than before!. Nameless: I'm ugly?. Survivor: yep. Nameless: how ugly?. Survivor: well mostly kind of like a horrid disfigured hobgoblin with enormous fangs, glowing yellow eyes, a tail like a demonic rat and huge curved claws. Nameless: WHAT!!??. Survivor:yep here's a mirror to prove it. Nameless: AAAAARRRRRGHHHH WHAT IS THIS HORRID CREATURE!!!!????. Survivor: you. Nameless: KIIILLLLL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Survivor: whoops what's going on my shinehorns acting crazy!. Shinehorn: Allow me to introduce myself, I am agent Tinygoat, leader of the shinehorn nameless therapy trust. Nameless: what does that mean? Agent Tinygoat: that means we burn you with our chargelight until you become bulbdogs, the process is EXTREMELY painful and have a 99.9% chance of death. Nameless: eww I'm even worse than before. Tinygoat: but cute.

score 203 · Answer 19 · 2017-12-21T01:04:11+00:00

Ark’s edition of Gollum....

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-28T04:45:11+00:00

I think these look like hairless dogs that came back from hell