What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.
Silly rabbit... you can’t tame satan!
How is it nameless if it's name is nameless? 😂😂😂😂
What the fridge sees at 3 am when I’m looking for shredded cheese
I read that these are "Element infused humans"... what happens if you knock out your tribemates and force feed them element?
i typed chupacabra and this thing appeared 😂🤣😂
This thing didn’t wash his hands and got coronavirus and mutated
Best tame for starters it's really friendly just feed it mejoberries
Idk why but they pop up on dododex if you type in chupacabra
Isn’t that funny?
I gorilla glued the gorilla, took the glue off but it ripped is hair
It needs a name! By the power not at all vested in me I proclaim this to be Kevin!
Its a mutated Jerboa! Look at it, it cant be unseen!
Cmon Karen, just vaccinate Timothy already, he ain’t looking too healthy.
Mom: go play with the neighbour’s
The neighbour’s kid:
Ark’s edition of Gollum....
Welcome to abberation
Me: oh yeah !!!
*collects basic needs*
Me: time to explore
Nameless: we have a new creature to KO!!!! COME ON OUT BOIS
me: oh crap theres a lot of wierd creatures chasing me
Reaper:*agros on to player*
Me:? *logs off*
What the hell is their name again?
oh hey, they used the sound of my dad snoring for the nameless' mutation into an alpha
Ever have a moment and think “wow this just can’t get any worse” well now it can... and always will with these little nightmares.
Yeah these are the same taming strategy as the hyenadon. You just give them a pat on the head and they'll love you for ever.
I think it’s nameless cuz it doesn’t have a fitting name…. I mean…. Just take a long hard look at it….