Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2491 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-16T04:12:15+00:00

Silly rabbit... you can’t tame satan!

score 683 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-12T00:52:10+00:00

How is it nameless if it's name is nameless? 😂😂😂😂

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-14T22:59:33+00:00

What the fridge sees at 3 am when I’m looking for shredded cheese

score 610 · Answer 4 · 2017-12-19T01:28:45+00:00

I read that these are "Element infused humans"... what happens if you knock out your tribemates and force feed them element?

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-28T08:33:29+00:00

i typed chupacabra and this thing appeared 😂🤣😂

score 255 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-04T02:19:49+00:00

This thing didn’t wash his hands and got coronavirus and mutated

score 470 · Answer 7 · 2017-12-24T02:02:45+00:00

Best tame for starters it's really friendly just feed it mejoberries

score 38 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-08T22:58:37+00:00

Idk why but they pop up on dododex if you type in chupacabra

Isn’t that funny?

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-17T22:49:25+00:00

I gorilla glued the gorilla, took the glue off but it ripped is hair

score 29 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-25T05:44:55+00:00

It needs a name! By the power not at all vested in me I proclaim this to be Kevin!

score 333 · Answer 11 · 2017-12-20T18:29:26+00:00

Its a mutated Jerboa! Look at it, it cant be unseen!

score 166 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-12T07:17:31+00:00

Cmon Karen, just vaccinate Timothy already, he ain’t looking too healthy.

score 112 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-05T23:22:07+00:00

Mom: go play with the neighbour’s

kid

The neighbour’s kid:

score 261 · Answer 14 · 2017-12-21T01:04:11+00:00

Ark’s edition of Gollum....

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2022-10-31T15:17:17+00:00

Welcome to abberation

Me: oh yeah !!!

*collects basic needs*

Me: time to explore

Nameless: we have a new creature to KO!!!! COME ON OUT BOIS

me: oh crap theres a lot of wierd creatures chasing me

*reaper spawns*

Reaper:*agros on to player*

Me:? *logs off*

score 213 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-14T15:48:14+00:00

What the hell is their name again?

score 188 · Answer 17 · 2018-01-17T22:03:41+00:00

oh hey, they used the sound of my dad snoring for the nameless' mutation into an alpha

score 154 · Answer 18 · 2017-12-16T09:42:43+00:00

Ever have a moment and think “wow this just can’t get any worse” well now it can... and always will with these little nightmares.

score 149 · Answer 19 · 2017-12-14T21:43:16+00:00

Yeah these are the same taming strategy as the hyenadon. You just give them a pat on the head and they'll love you for ever.

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2022-09-21T22:17:52+00:00

I think it’s nameless cuz it doesn’t have a fitting name…. I mean…. Just take a long hard look at it….