Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2384 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-16T04:12:15+00:00

Silly rabbit... you can’t tame satan!

score 696 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-12T00:52:10+00:00

How is it nameless if it's name is nameless? 😂😂😂😂

score 648 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-19T01:28:45+00:00

I read that these are "Element infused humans"... what happens if you knock out your tribemates and force feed them element?

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2023-10-22T12:58:31+00:00

The real name is chupacabra because whenever you search chupacabra this thing pops up

score 279 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-04T02:19:49+00:00

This thing didn’t wash his hands and got coronavirus and mutated

score 448 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-24T02:02:45+00:00

Best tame for starters it's really friendly just feed it mejoberries

score 32 · Answer 7 · 2023-05-14T10:26:02+00:00

Karen: my child is an angel!

The “angel”:

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-11-12T09:57:02+00:00

Lol my Kitties name is Nameless lol lol lol

Dino nerd

score 349 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-20T18:29:26+00:00

Its a mutated Jerboa! Look at it, it cant be unseen!

score 185 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-12T07:17:31+00:00

Cmon Karen, just vaccinate Timothy already, he ain’t looking too healthy.

score 36 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-16T19:26:01+00:00

Wildcard, why did you guys just have to go and put my uncle in ark

score 259 · Answer 12 · 2017-12-21T01:04:11+00:00

Ark’s edition of Gollum....

score 128 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-05T23:22:07+00:00

Mom: go play with the neighbour’s

kid

The neighbour’s kid:

score 30 · Answer 14 · 2022-12-28T15:59:57+00:00

Welp looks like they put my ugly cousin in ark Again..

score 48 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-08T22:58:37+00:00

Idk why but they pop up on dododex if you type in chupacabra

Isn’t that funny?

score 194 · Answer 16 · 2018-01-17T22:03:41+00:00

oh hey, they used the sound of my dad snoring for the nameless' mutation into an alpha

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2023-09-12T07:57:28+00:00

3 year olds after eating 10 grams of sugar

score 40 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-25T05:44:55+00:00

It needs a name! By the power not at all vested in me I proclaim this to be Kevin!

score 156 · Answer 19 · 2017-12-16T09:42:43+00:00

Ever have a moment and think “wow this just can’t get any worse” well now it can... and always will with these little nightmares.

score 146 · Answer 20 · 2017-12-14T21:43:16+00:00

Yeah these are the same taming strategy as the hyenadon. You just give them a pat on the head and they'll love you for ever.