Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.
THIS THING IS UGLIER THAN ANY CREATURE IVE SEEN. ITS EVEN UGLIER THAN A MAGNEMITE (Pokemon) I thought Magnemite was the ugliest till I saw this... Whatever it is. ARK, HOW IS IT NAMELESS IF IT'S CALLED NAMELESS!?!?!
Next thing you see, a dodo that can fly. You keep suprising us ark... suprises unlimeted game for you Readers.
Me:walks around the map in abaration being level 1
Nameless:pops out of the ground
Me:Aw!an mega jebroa!wai....wait...IT'S NAMELESS SO I BETTER RUN OH!AND IT'S TEN OF EM EEEEK
Nameless: spawns reaper king in front of me
Reaper king:eats me
Game:Human was killed by reaper king lvl 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Me in real life:Burns pc, shoots pc,hammers PC and throws a nuke bomb at the PC
Me:Rip PC