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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-16T08:29:30+00:00

Wash your hands kids, or this will happen to you.

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-09-07T12:51:21+00:00

You need 899 citrus 🍊 and ghille armor to tame this

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-04-16T20:07:35+00:00

Make these stupid things tameable

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-04-15T03:52:43+00:00

Next time you search nameless search chupacabra

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-04-08T14:48:29+00:00

How to name a nameless

... there you go

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-19T00:42:52+00:00

Michael Rosen:noice me:what the f#@$

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-28T04:58:23+00:00

Nameless : I have a name my name is nameless (*-*) * spawns a reaper King in your face and u instantly die * me :comes back with a reaper King and a t rex nameless: runs away like a coward but there's a wall me: U ARE TRAPPED HAHAHAHAHA nameless: hits reaper

King and instintly dies * me: NOOOOOOOO MY PET :( nameless : another nameless spawns me:YAY MY PET IS BACK nameless: HELP ME THERES A PHYCO IN HERE

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-22T06:23:49+00:00

Yeah this is a demon Timmy so now you run and say where’s my light pet in fear realizing it got killed to a nameless too woah life it’s wonderful how it will kill your adorable shine horn and then rip you to shreds like woah that just happened

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-17T02:52:02+00:00

When did mexican lure breed with humans AmErlIcA eXpLaIn

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-22T11:50:54+00:00

It’s a good berry picker just passive tame it with stim berry’s

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-09-25T16:39:21+00:00

If you take its toy then it will get mad if you keep stealing toys it will tell dad

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-08-23T15:44:08+00:00

It reminds me of the infirei in the crystal cave

I tried my best to spell it

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-07-10T17:25:53+00:00

They seem to belch when they mutate into the alpha form(,or maybe they roar, who knows but it sounds like BBLLLEEEUUUUGHHHBBB which is not a roaring kind of sound)

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-03T01:42:10+00:00

The only thing worse is troodons

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-28T20:01:41+00:00

What is it oh of course it’s a crap rat

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-25T18:44:32+00:00

Reminds me of husks from fortnite tho they look more incompetent than Neanderthal

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-26T07:03:21+00:00

So once I saw someone write "why is nameless,nameless when it's name is nameless" that's a joke.But,it's called nameless because the people who made Ark did not know what to call it! That is because the creature "nameless+no name=NAMELESS!!! That's not a joke cause that's really how it is!!!

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-03T02:33:57+00:00

when ur dog becomes a demon after u summon satan.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-01-31T03:57:02+00:00

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT NAMELESS PRACTICE?!?!?!

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-01-13T14:09:26+00:00

THIS THING IS UGLIER THAN ANY CREATURE IVE SEEN. ITS EVEN UGLIER THAN A MAGNEMITE (Pokemon) I thought Magnemite was the ugliest till I saw this... Whatever it is. ARK, HOW IS IT NAMELESS IF IT'S CALLED NAMELESS!?!?!

Next thing you see, a dodo that can fly. You keep suprising us ark... suprises unlimeted game for you Readers.