Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
These take freaking 11 days to grow up
Wow ur patient
Almost there
So close
Plz just go away
What the heck
Boi
Stahp
Bruh
Why u do dis
Can u not
GO AWAY BRUH
Stop in the name of the DODO
Quit now!
Ur not gonna stop r u
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Up
The
Whole
Way.
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GUYS I HAS PRANK IDEA:
GO TO JAPPANESE SERVER, TAME A MOSA OR LIPY, AND NAME IT NAMAZU (A GIANT CATFISH IN JAPANESE MYTH THAT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES) AND THEN TRY TO SWIM UP RIVER, OR ATLEAST GO NEAR SOME COASTAL BASES, AND ALL THE JAPPANESE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND SPAM STUFF IN CHAT ABOUT HOW THE GODS ARE PUNISHING EM INGAME
(Maybe look up the water god who tries to keep the namazu still, and make that your name to increase the panic)
This damn thing as an alpha hit a after 3 ark days of me getting it stuck on the beach I come back three ark days later to find the mosa with a spaghetti tail and there was not titan so my brilliant brain decided that I should leave my base on aggressive because I don’t trust servers and my damn dodo attack a titan who happened to be weakened about half and it destroyed my base well this is another classic ark met Rick and Morty the buttfu*ked one punch man welcome to the world of the most unforgiving game ever created