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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Nothin to see here
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Go please
Now i mean it
I will get my shotgun
*loads*
*Shoots*
*knock knock*
Whos there
Police
O_O
*handcuffs*
O-O
Hey cop over here
Pushes cop off building gets ate by mosa pushrs other cop off and gets ate by giga
:)
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Im takin a stroll theres a giga. I run then pass through the ocean all of a sudden im face to face with a mosa. I get on land then i notice the giga is gone. I look left then see it evolving from a mosa into a giga then it chases me. I get away then at night i wake up and notice theres a Giga at my door x_x
*two guys are sitting on a raft looking at the sunset
Guy 1: This sunset is beautiful
Guy 2: are you sure this is not dangerous?
Guy 1: Like sitting on a raft looking at the sunset is dangerous
Mosasaurus: Ooooh a raft looks tasty
Guy1 and Guy2: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a Mosa named Bloop who's lvl 155 and he and I were exploring the deep oceans when suddenly 5 Cnidarians and 8 megs were beating the LIVING CRAP out of him I was scared to death cuz he's my first Mosa so I got on him and swam off but the lil buggers were sprinting like Usain Bolt on a sugarush and they wouldnt stop and Bloop was almost dead so i went super sayian on them and whipped out ma minigun and lighted em up.