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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-24T14:48:49+00:00

I found a mosa... started shooting it with tranq harpoons then his Alpha big brother shows up and kills my ride Jurassic World style. Little mosa laughs in my face and then eats me. And all I can think while I'm staring at the death screen is, "Honey, where's my scuba suit?"

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-12T06:35:36+00:00

This is the reason to not go in water

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-17T11:56:27+00:00

When are people going to try and punch it till it’s knocked

Who ever does has my respect

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2024-06-14T10:37:54+00:00

Once I saw a ally’s moss just swimming up to shore and didn’t attack lol glitch or do they just not attack?

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-05-26T13:08:55+00:00

Tried to tame one, but nobody ever told me that eels can GRAB EACH OTHERS ENERGY AND ALMOST ONE SHOT U, let’s just say I never got a mosa (jellyfish are as restarted as eels) and also I just… nvm just forget this comment

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-04T17:52:40+00:00

GET IN MA BELLYYYY!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2024-04-22T01:02:48+00:00

How mososaur was made. God be like hey let’s make a killer death machine. u be like oh #### better make a bigger boat

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-21T23:51:54+00:00

This is why the titanic, marine electric , Derbyshire, Harold of free enterprise, and El faro sank

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-03-15T02:58:27+00:00

First tame.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-15T02:55:32+00:00

A fish mosses would fear.

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-11T01:37:23+00:00

I was having a good day on my tuso I had just tamed it was low lvl but I didn’t care. I was wandering around the depths and I saw this mosa I was like I’ve killed mosas with this

Then I was like wait why dose it have red stuff around it? Oh god why dose it have so much health rip kraken 1 like 1 prayer 🙏 for kraken

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-08T05:00:07+00:00

I can't believe I spent an hour wandering around in the sea with my icti and finally when I find a mosasaurus it's an alpha. I'm more likely to get struck by lightning than an alpha mosasaurus.

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-04-11T22:14:07+00:00

I was playing and got my ass kick but lvl 180 I am only lvl 4 lol

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-04-06T03:14:44+00:00

Bout, to tranq a lvl 425 Mosa... Wish me luck.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-28T23:19:45+00:00

I wish wildcard will spawn us with lvl 450 mosa

O’Shea

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-24T21:24:55+00:00

Let me tell you the story of me encountering a mosasoar. I wrote a poem. The moasasourous came up from the depths it ate all the others but it didn’t eat me. The moasasourous came out of the sea it ate all the other but it didn’t eat....

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2019-04-26T07:40:49+00:00

These guys love hugs!!. (Make sure you have maxed out speed after hugs.)

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-29T23:47:48+00:00

Real men punch it w/ their fists unconscious and feed it cooked fish meat and get platform saddle without armor or weapons, all without aquatic gear.

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-06-23T07:40:50+00:00

It's Jurassic Park all over again

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-13T17:15:18+00:00

Build a canteen a on its back then u name it moss- eslys then u have moss-eslys canteena from Star Wars