So if this thing plunges into a pile of spaghetti it would be a mozzarella top lol

I wanted to make sure she could handle a couple Dino’s. She has killed seven argies at one and two pack of hyenadons

Raptors:ooh yummy survivor

Survivor:*calls morrellatops*

Raptors:uhhhh nvm Ima just uhhh yeah I gtg hehe😅😅😅

It urinates on nothing! Except for the ground!

I tamed it once with a chainsaw XD

Introducing the new urination station

Really useful because u can run around them away from a raptor or terror bird and they will take the hits for u

Bigger camels now let inch them! (Your last words when you noticed there level 190)

Ark's Symbol for Ark-Earth-Day.

Camels have fat in their humps not water.

Is this a reptile or a mammal does anyone know

JUST LET IT PEE ON EVERY THING BOIS