Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -4 · Answer 1 · 2023-10-07T10:44:34+00:00

Furry forest sausage what can paralise like tazer boo bam of every one of them for every bird 🔥🔥🔥🔥 just chickens around your rex

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2024-07-18T16:36:17+00:00

This mf is so annoying.One moment I’m in the air the next I’m falling to my death and I don’t have parashoot.

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2024-09-29T15:17:34+00:00

😡🤬😈🦖👻🫡☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 they are so annoying I finally killed one.

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2025-02-17T06:29:35+00:00

I hate this thing more than the ichtyornis. For ichtyornis, you can just get another one but it always annoys me when they take it all of a sudden which causes me to kill it. However, these guys will fly around you while you are riding medium or small dinos with no fear or hesitation. This is why i always have a dimorphodon on my shoulder.

score -8 · Answer 5 · 2023-10-04T17:17:23+00:00

Brother...................... ...............................

...

Don't try to be a chad it's impossible to do this I'm sorry😔

score -5 · Answer 6 · 2025-01-12T16:05:34+00:00

These guys are gay af, they chase girls and guys alike, now that you think about it, all carnivores do that… ARK U R gay!!!!!